Field Marshal S. Myrston
Field Marshal S. Myrston

As a young cadet, private Myrston led troops against the Victoriana rebellion where he earned a reputation as a fearless soldier and cunning tactician. His meteoric rise to emperor of the Molagrian Empire was paved with sound battle strategies, a winning smile and clever assassinations of several superior officers.
As emperor, Myrston sought out and engaged in several hundred conflicts during his reign. It was during this period when he mastered several forms of invasion, administration and religious manipulation for profit. It was only through his iron fist and acute spreadsheeting skills that the Molagrian Empire was forged.
In this text, Myrston has plagiarized wildly from Molagrian and Nebraxian textbooks to provide you with a concise set of tenets to guarantee intergalactic success.
A recent arrival on the planet, he has taken human form and does not work for the Republican Party in the Unites States where his skills in planning and executing invasions has not helped them in some of their more recent endeavors. In his spare time he enjoys reading human military history, brewing and drinking coffee and rutting with cheap prostitutes. He has no surviving spawn or significant others which he proudly attributes to his paranoia and sound reasoning skills.
He is the author of the highly unsuccessful: Why your children are going to kill and eat you; and the autobiographical love story that helped to popularize modern book burnings in several countries: Crumbs from Mereika’s Table.


Books by Field Marshal S. Myrston

Art and Science of Intergalactic Warmongery, The

Mar 2016

A practical guide to turning your megalomaniacal urges into an intergalactic reality.

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